CHINESE ENGLISH

恨不会打网球

01．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
02．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
- x$ K$ m' s/ j+ M不鸟我，我也不鸟你
04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
8 \+ O8 s2 z  N. w0 S! D" b你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
+ L& J# C. r: v6 b06．you me you me
彼此彼此
07．You Give Me Stop!!
. w4 J& j! e% L  X- Y/ a# W你给我站住！
08．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知...
09．WATCH SISTER
7 v: u7 H& u" x" B' Q0 T6 \表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
5 g$ j6 A9 L* q: O- [车祸现场描述
) P: v6 T8 g7 P% s. B9 R13．heart flower angry open
6 P. S! h, e% r3 e3 @  D! i. D心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
3 C3 f3 [3 z( E* J8 {2 W9 Y) U走过路过，不要错过
, M8 f+ M* [' x( L! j9 ^0 x1 o15．小明：I am sorry!
% n8 a7 [7 l$ i+ ]老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
' N" v+ e5 T  p. |16．If you want money,I have no;
$ C9 o9 A) r0 c9 W, mif you want life,I have one!
. _! B9 `' I4 W  r: c  |. H要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
& Q( z' m5 _2 Y7 {9 B" ^/ w. X我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
, p: E! ]' l6 i! E/ i你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
% C) D1 X, W( F$ D* ~+ s21. no three no four
不三不四
7 C* X2 K6 M. A+ S3 i9 l22. seven up eight down
) {# L) x) H; W七上八下

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