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Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. - @" u, W* Z. I4 b4 D1 _% ?0 [; Z
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
, a( B: H- R' @% |6 ^, T" O one should love animals. They are so tasty.
% E7 X6 \+ N( `2 W9 o) b' x 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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3 Z9 `+ o% J) d9 D/ F4 x# e5 B Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
' L- z d+ N h$ F; D/ h 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。 : m( b3 g7 X) P& d5 Y
?. m( I( |7 C. d7 e2 r! S/ M Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
5 s, G: }3 K4 x 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a man.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
% L9 n. F- X" m& D" A( h; ~/ h. t' D7 g1 p 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。 , u$ Q1 m2 }8 R
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not theonly thing in life.
8 |) i Q; C; @: d* n( A% ] 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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8 ^( P4 f+ [# \ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
2 p9 r2 d6 {& i+ K/ l2 T 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。: E7 B5 f. C8 d. t: R
9 W- D ~1 O9 Y2 L3 \" p Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. & ~5 X+ n8 i4 z! _5 r: F6 U4 a
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。; A4 N$ R' `* F3 n- b, l3 d2 `4 o
- J" I7 a, }7 }9 s6 f" m Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 7 C; t7 i+ d+ @4 e9 v: ]5 y/ P
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。 ! X/ u& S6 K* J# c" `
% O, R4 A9 Z# ]/ ^% l( r: O A7 K3 B Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
! e Q8 P! I$ w* C* d2 W' M( x 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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$ M8 a+ i% f: S8 k/ u% Z+ A$ c! G Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. , l: S: N8 N7 v! m' {) ]( s# r' V
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
1 a; p& g* C! b) r2 y6 f “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
; m8 m+ N1 k4 e% U 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。* r) [ s$ P v/ ~+ i7 V6 E0 j/ @+ _
" _% U0 @) c+ o- w- x3 h “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? 6 P5 H" } T9 } d
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。+ R- R9 R4 ?8 y' [. }, n4 ~# Q) _
& ^( m! [5 F+ J) M W( a- D# g, @ “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
9 Y% ^4 M6 S0 H* d3 b" C Z 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。* u: B" N. ~7 I, s& x& i- k
. S! O6 b9 M# ^7 t* k( x5 I2 d# P God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
0 L6 D, I3 T/ K4 `& m4 h 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。5 p4 B+ B/ A" \
' C5 b' ~5 g3 Z When two’s company, three’s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
8 z' H4 P1 R0 E" v+ ]: i) N, K 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 * [* }8 m& k- U. `
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
$ g8 `) C9 Y+ T/ B The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
: A# k' L: w4 \" z1 i3 y 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着 。 |
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