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提早大抢购
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有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：
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p( Z3 T1 N3 q* X2 b" \9 D. S‘你犯了什么罪？’犯人说：‘因为我在新年时， U9 w$ ]; T! M2 v, p( u7 j/ c$ F
6 C1 j: M& F1 ` Z# |太早去采购了。’法官说：‘这不是罪呀！
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1 u" i3 P0 W( {! K8 I+ f可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？’5 }/ `7 |1 v; Q; T5 o
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他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。6 C9 w7 p& w2 o w- t
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很经典噢！！: U+ N% ], s5 R- Y9 l1 y) i
% O2 a% J: [) V2 n5 eEarly Big Shopping
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An offender was brought to trial before a judge.
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The judge asked him, "What is the crime you
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have committed?" The offender said, "I went2 Z/ V" a$ ~8 A3 Z# F$ m" ]
7 k- O. b' ~$ C yshopping too early during the New Year."
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% Q& J7 G) [2 Y7 w4 u9 \# a! jThe judge said, "This is not a crime!8 M9 e9 {. m$ J# [
! J$ P- N- b5 B: P8 P1 sIs there a mistake, perhaps? So how
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early did you go shopping?"
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He answered, "The shop was not yet
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