美国偶像评委经典损人语录

杭州泰弗尔英语

美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。

" F' H6 _% L. m% iIt sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.

听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。
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I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.

* P) d0 {9 n9 Q) X( v* E' X如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。
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/ T, Q% z# C9 _# cThat was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。
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You have just invented a new form of torture.
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. }7 h: G0 h# c4 Z. D' x5 z7 W你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。

# O, h7 Z" i2 s4 `! HIf you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.
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如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。
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There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.

人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。
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You killed my favorite.

% O/ C7 O" D# p5 ?3 ~+ ^我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。
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It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.

你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。

You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

2 s: h% e! z4 X你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。
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0 z* [& a" H# r6 Y: p1 eI think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.
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你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。

I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.
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: ^# }8 |. J2 c* e; |4 x我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。

& Z3 t* I& ]% N( w& m5 m4 aImagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.
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想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。
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+ h- ?% `, r: z1 U, G, O; P5 ]! ZIt's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.

; }6 N  p3 }, I  g/ b. w你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

kenen

我是大上个月给儿子报的可恩学科英语，我发现他的读写能力也在进步。他经常在涂鸦板上写英语给我看，有的时候我真的很惊喜，这个年纪的小朋友，居然能掌握这么多的词汇！遇到可恩学科英语青少年，我觉得很幸运，也诚心地推荐给我身边的小孩！”