Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ....
% \ h" M4 `/ U& P6 i# S# O& N Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile# Y2 g0 h7 C* y1 f! ?
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3 N X8 q/ I: s, x" I( V Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America ....- @& R0 q. b; G% s5 [- G5 r
Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed& i+ w/ _4 C+ p5 v, A) `
investors.
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: g; f& M. I9 o/ L( U' I" \5 ]: J Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India...3 Z) Z+ d) c, L5 H, n
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
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8 K! W& w \3 P8 e Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ....
3 y8 r2 a; R( q- n" @9 H. p( N Gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer }( B1 {8 Y+ `1 i$ s
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. {0 G$ T5 X, l( o8 m Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia .....
, J: Y. u0 s- H# D/ Y! ~ Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need of massive+ }" z3 P5 k2 L2 W
reconstruction.& a& L: N4 O8 O# D* r) m9 M, `
/ C! {9 @, a# K" ^ Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ....( @0 O0 O! B. T+ G
Wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps$ m) s5 e7 X& O/ e! g% _
people away.- @/ h+ s+ ?% W* G! @% ]9 r, D" Z
: s9 Q5 T! G5 @ `5 g! \ _" V) N Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia ....., H) G, `2 ~3 l' ~$ f# Q- T
A long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a
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& W5 \# H4 X+ h' x From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .0 E5 t* B7 P7 o# S# M; N' C
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.# h: U. t8 h- \" J+ F& `
5 B" o6 j+ s7 \( Q1 x THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN; {4 ~3 r0 r5 {" f
f( h3 K: W; Z" v L& X( v Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq.......; \( T# s- N. R
Ruled by a dick
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